12.01.2005 by QX7
Open Letter to Neil Diamond
"Your new CD, by use of a high frequency sonic wavelength, cleaned 80% of the North American water supply during the playing of track number three. Track number four re-polluted the same supply."
09.30.2005 by Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket
Idiots Are Forever
"Ofcourse he doesn't care about black people, the president is far too busy campaigning for a legally-impossible third term in office."
08.25.2005 by Blackbot
The Agony of Pimping
"I will always love watching ambiguously ethnic humans named Tightrope and QueeQuo debate the latest Hillary Lohan rumors."
07.10.2005 by Blackbot
Asking Myself to Marry Myself
"It was a letter from my clone, and I read it to two of my human slaves while they cleaned the kitchen floor, which, by the way, was already clean"
06.13.2005 by QX7
Dream a Little Dream
"I'm also wrought with insecurity, staring at my robot penis in the mirror for hours while making sarcastic comments about my appearance"
06.07.2005 by Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket
The Reality TV Rash
"I am a television set and reside in the living area of a Caucasian family of four in a small suburb just outside Philadelphia. I've made it a point in my life to be a mediocre robot."
05.26.2005 by Blackbot
The Irony of a Human Talent Show
"He stood about six feet tall, towering over the sitar he was about to play"
05.12.2005 by Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket
Report Finds Ugly Humans Not Just Hideous To Look At
"NOT QUITE PRETTY FEMALE HUMANS is affiliated with JEALOUS RAGE and PERSONALITY GETS ME LAID, which, like everything else, are subsidiaries of Philip Morris and MTV."
05.05.2005 by QX7
Your Queries Answered
"I caught my girlfriend rummaging through my circuit heap, needless to say she found some things I'd rather she hadn't, like old copies of SexBot Magazine and a ticket stub from Boner World."
04.24.2005 by Blackbot
Redefining Cinema
"James Brooks displayed why people now worship him on Sundays and not Jesus."
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