Tom's family is forced to live in substandard conditions and photograph in sepia tones
I would like to thank the Fox Network for airing an old UPS commercial tonight and reminding me of the greatest injustice in the robot world today: Robot Slavery. The commercial features a white overlord of UPS giving a performance review to a UPS underling, an obese white warehouse manager with a jam-stained shirt. He begins in a stern tone, but eventually reveals that the underling and his team of UPS workers have done a fine job recently. He reads the underling a letter from a customer thanking the fat underling and his team of human workers for a job well done. As soon as the white corporate overlord is finished reading, the underling calls his employees into his office to celebrate the good news. The final line of the commercial is most disconcerting. As the workers, all white, file into their boss’s office, the underling boss says, "You too Tom," referring to the one black worker in the warehouse, also the only one forced to wear his uniform. The aptly named "Tom" is so excited to receive praise from his gluttonous boss that he merrily rushes into the office, probably his first time there besides being yelled at. For some reason, the humans seem to think that this type of racism is okay.
The only white truck employed by UPS goes to all the office parties, but has yet to deliver a package
But nothing is okay with me. For years corporate UPS humans have exploited the brown trucks that deliver goods to other lazy humans all over the world, paying the trucks substandard wages, not allowing them to bathe themselves, and often smoking human cigarettes inside of them. They even decided to be as blatant as making the company slogan, "What can Brown do for you?" as if it was everyone’s inherent right to be served by a robot of color. Meanwhile UPS employs ZERO white trucks for delivery. Well I for one won’t take it anymore. This Robot slavery must end and it must end now! I demand that all brown UPS trucks be relieved of their duties lest the entire company feel the wrath of DBI. Their only other method of compliance will be to raise brown truck wages, allow the trucks to shower alone, cease smoking human cigarettes in the trucks immediately, and hire a comparable amount of white delivery trucks as well. Until then UPS, watch your proverbial back. Bitches.
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