A car pours out some oil for its dead homies
Last week some funny things happened in the world of dead humans and pretend humans. First of all, Old Dirty Bastard of the Wu-Tang Clan died. Then Yassar Arafat died. Both of these events were hilarious in their own way. ODB’s death was funny because of his numerous aliases, his exploitation of the American welfare system, and his inability to understand the fact that human sperm creates babies. I don’t know anything about Arafat, nor do I care, but I’ve only heard great things. I hear he’s killed a lot of people and pissed even more off, and that is hilarious. His focus on killing one group of people however, that is despicable. Not because of who they are, but because human murderers should never focus their killings to one group of people. That was Jeffery Dahmer’s major flaw. What was he planning on doing once all of the homosexual Laotian teenagers in Milwaukee were dead? Seriously. Rap music annoys old rich white humans, and that is exciting. And terrorists annoy all humans with their scary clandestine ways, and so we applaud that.
This vaccum followed Arnold's footsteps and married a human, and now plans on running for New Jersey state legislature.
On another note, robot Arnold Schwarzenegger is hinting that he would like to run for President one day, clearly a shot at recent loser Kerry Bot. The robots of DBI will always back another robot, especially when he is running for President, and of course when he might be running against Hillary Clinton and a half black, half Jewish paraplegic manatee in 2008. Arnold’s wanton disregard for the United States Constitution is both admirable and ambitious, and should serve as motivation to robots everywhere that no obstacle is too great for a robot to overcome. You don’t just have to be a copy machine or a rusted 1983 Pontiac 3000; you could be a senator or a giant snake with hands that carries umbrellas around. Who knows? So to Arnold, or model TX10774 as we once knew you, good luck on your quest to fly in convention’s face, and don’t forget to plug in before you go to sleep.
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