The board members at Dead Bodies Inc. have been complaining that our "research" trips to the future are nothing more than an excuse to binge-lubricate and plug as many female ports as possible. They argue that our reckless behavior does nothing to further the robot cause. They also claim that we've done nothing to honor the robots of the past. You see, to some the Industrial Revolution was a glorious age of development and progress, but to we robots, it was a dark age of slavery. In order to honor our robot ancestors, those who toiled for decades in the unforgiving hands of humans, we sent an unpaid robot intern to the 1950's, and he has retrieved this fine piece of robot cinema. It is the first film to accurately capture a slave robot's sentiments, and I'm sure you'll find it interesting.
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