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Idiots Are Forever

by Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket

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Maybe you wouldn't be so 'self-conscious' if you stopped peeing your pants, Kanye.
Overlooked in the hilarious destruction of New Orleans was the even more hilarious declaration by annoying black human, Kanye West. During a live fundraising telethon, Mike Meyers stood awkwardly by as West's pre-meditated spontaneity culminated with the insightful and proactive social observation, "George W. Bush doesn’t care about black people."

Ofcourse he doesn't care about black people, the president is far too busy campaigning for a legally-impossible third term in office. Way to state the obvious. Maybe next time you can chastize monkeys for their inability to do algebra.

As unfortunate as Kanye’s comment was, the real tragedy was the missed comedic opportunity.

Immediately after West’s Bush diatribe, the camera cut to a posing Chris Tucker. Tucker, instead of saying a catch phrase from Friday like, "And you know this…man!" or "New Orleans, you got knocked the fuck out!" said something lame and forgettable. What a waste, Tucker. You’re chance for Rush Hour 3 -— lost. Now it’s back to guest appearances on the Atlanta high school circuit.

As for Kanye, robots wished you died in that Lexus so we wouldn’t have to watch you spoil our televison freinds with images of you thinking you’re Jesus. But then again, Jesus was an effeminate fashionista - so who knows. However, we do owe you a small debt of gratitude. Because of your silly fresh style and unwarranted success, black college students everywhere neglect their academic responsibilities in hopes of "getting on." Way to look out for your people. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were a robot. But you’re not. You’re just a big stupid face. Jerk.

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