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Blackbot

"To date, Blackbot has killed 408 humans, successfully owned and operated a hot dog stand in New York City, and smoked marijuana once, though he did not open his vents. He is a valued member of DBI and frequent contributor to the website." Read Full Biography.

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Dr. Science

" He took on a new role, a drunken cosmonaut assassin - this was evident by how he murdered enemies of the state. He would typically arrive at the house via a rocket, slur something incomprehensible, cut off their throats with sand paper and then call his ex-girlfriend and demand to come over." Read Full Biography.

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Inspecto Eternale

" Since he is usually only seen in fleeting glimpses, and is often incognito, it is hard to say whether Inspecto is one of those first monstrous and glorious printer-fax-copier models or something more dashing from the time, perhaps a large, stylish, single-disc CD player." Read Full Biography.

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Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket

" My great grandbots on my dadbot’s side were gardening tools, spawned and honed on a Sicilian goat farm, my grandbots were steam engines on the ships that sent millions of immigrants from Italy to Ellis Island in the early 1900’s and my dadbot is the IBM super computer prototype, 1987 model, bigger and more durable than Jesus." Read Full Biography.

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Synthesis Five

"I spent the 70’s looking for work and slaving myself to the street. My low point was in 1973 when I drilled a vagina shaped crevice in my back and offered homeless men a depository for their semen if they would give me friendship in return. They, in turn, would just rape me. Over and over again. " Read Full Biography.

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QX7

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