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Blackbot's Biography

Blackbot Jones is one of the most militant anti-human bots in the DBI crew. He hates humans, yes, but he hates white humans most of all. Some wonder where his rampant hatred of all things white originated. This biography will help answer those queries.

Blackbot Jones was created in Gary, Indiana in 1980. Both of his parents were killed in a freak electrical fire just days after his creation. With no known family members around to support him, Blackbot was shipped from factory to factory as a youth

He performed numerous odd-jobs as he began to mature, and although he was clearly a valuable member of each factory he worked for, he was frequently passed up for promotion. Blackbot began to feel that he was less than robot. Other, lighter plated robots treated him with scorn and mistrust. Blackbot began to fall in with the wrong crowd, and at the tender age of nine, was fired from his post on the assembly line at a car factory. From then until five years later, Blackbot lived alone on the streets of Gary.

Blackbot killed his first human just five days into his homeless life. He killed his second just fifteen minutes later, and his third that next Wednesday. His newfound bloodlust caused him to wander the streets of Gary aimlessly searching for humans to kill, preferably white. When police stopped him and asked why his black metal plating was covered in blood, Blackbot simply asked, "What does that have anything to do with my plating being black?" and then he smashed their heads into their necks.

Having eventually killed all of the white humans in Gary, Blackbot hijacked a plane to New York City. This was a time of course, when the idea of hijacking a plane was looked upon more favorably. In New York, Blackbot found millions and millions of people, especially white people. He also found a very secretive group of robots just like him: castaways, the homeless, society's rejects, orphans. He quickly gained respect for his strength and courage, and within one year had taken over leadership of the group.

As the group's numbers reached an all time high under his control, Blackbot began to stage a coup. He decided to attempt to take over the United States Government. As you may have noticed, he failed at this attempt.

In his eventual loss to the U.S. Army Blackbot did not die, but rather escaped to the place that all beings go when the American Government is looking for them: Canada. He lived in Montreal for three years, but found the city unbearable. It's inability to decide on a language, the stench of the French citizens, and the lack of competitive professional sports, all coupled with the cessation of the U.S. Government's search for him, caused him to come back.

Blackbot eventually settled in the only city to date he has felt comfortable in: Atlanta, Georgia. With its high population of black citizens, at least Blackbot would not feel the urge to kill at all times. To date, Blackbot has killed 408 humans, successfully owned and operated a hot dog stand in New York City, and smoked marijuana once, though he did not open his vents. He is a valued member of DBI and frequent contributor to the website.