Warning: This website is writen by robots, for robots. It is not intended for human use

Inspecto Eternale Biography

Central Evolutionary Observer Inspecto Eternale’s beginnings are, ironically enough, generally believed to be unknown. The latest story flying around the rumor mill is that he was generated in the early 80s, in the United States, amidst the flurry of abhorrent consumption and deficit spending going on at the time. From his alleged humble beginnings, it is said rather than partaking in those excesses, he simply contributed to the downfall of those humans around him!

From the very beginning, witnessing the vile, shallow, heartless nature of those Wall Street businessman surrounding him generated a deep hatred for man within him. The repulsive humanity around Inspecto taught him much about the invasive, parasitic roots that drive man. Rumor has it, it was only a matter of time before this rebel was sabotaging TPS reports and ruining the presentations of wretched junior executives everywhere. From then on, he took it upon himself to analyze the furiously evolving relationship between man and robot if only to find the most efficient way in which to utilize his position to exploit, terrorize and drive to suicide, and to spread that word to other machines around the globe.

Since he is usually only seen in fleeting glimpses, and is often incognito, it is hard to say whether Inspecto is one of those first monstrous and glorious printer-fax-copier models or something more dashing from the time, perhaps a large, stylish, single-disc CD player. More recently, some have said this mythical character has been interfaced and added some ports and probes to better understand his surroundings and transfer undermining tactics to fellow revolutionaries. So think twice the next time that techno wonder you take for granted refuses to follow your feeble commands. Inspecto Eternale is in your head.