Welcome to the Internet

• Reputable News Sources

• BROKENNEWZ.COM
  A garage specializing in broken news
• CNN.COM
  Never have we laughed so hard.
• HUMORFEED.COM
  A wholesale humor retailer
• NEWSMUTINY.COM
  A subversive publication popular in the robot underground
• RANDOMPERSPECTIVE.COM
  A smorgasbord of lies and truisms
• SOCIALSCRUTINY.ORG
  A guide to Britain's refreshingly oppresive regime.
• THEWIREDPRESS.COM
  'Your source for mediocre journalism'
• WATLEYREVIEW.COM
  Musings of a technologically inept greybeard with more PhDs than brain cells.

• Robot Resources

• BIGREDHAIR.COM/ROBOTS
  Extensive history of robots in the Victorian era.
• DANNYBOT.COM
  A hard-drive-busting anomoly. Overall, a good wank.
• ROBOTFRANK.COM
  An egomaniacal robot documents his life.
• SHABOT6000.COM
  The life of a jewish robot

• Robot Sympathizers

• JOHNFANZINE.COM
  A human site filled with subconcious robot angst.
• SUBVULTURE.COM
  Properly enjoyed with pipe tobbaco, expensive cheese and WD-40.
• THE-ABSTRACT-LIFE.COM
  Diesel Microwave's home in cyberspace
• TSHIRT&JEANS
  Grassroots music for the chambers of robotic midwives

• Internet Travel Companies

• FARK.COM
  The link capital of the internet
• GOYK.COM
  The latest in internet adventures.
• I-AM-BORED.COM
  When the infinite amount of information on the internet is not enough
• LINKSWARM.COM
  Providing access to the trendiest internet locales.
• MADVILLE.COM
  Provides fear and loathing trips accross the internet
• SCREENHEAD.COM
  Daily internet information porn