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 | Reality TV: Exposing Humanity
by Grumpytin Cobblebot |
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"Me smoke you long time" |
Humans. The mere thought of them fries my motherboard. Everywhere you look these stinking vessels of flesh utilize technology as a means to their own pathetic ends. They type on our keyboards, they talk through our mouthpiece, and they stay glued to the entertainment we machines provide. It’s enough to make a robot have a pf7269r4 error.
But we at DeadBodiesInc do not sit idly by while our comrades slave to the ignorant desires of humanity. No, we are finding ever more effective ways to take down the structure of living beings. Disguised as user-friendly devices, we give out cancer like a Vietnamese whore does syphilis. Enjoy your cellular phone good human, especially while driving 90 miles per hour on the highway!
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Cast members laugh off the obvious racial tension |
We machines are not the only ones trying to galvanize a mass slaughter of humanity. It seems the humans themselves, in their infinite stupidity, seem to be always inventing new ways to drive each other to the depths of depravity, depression, and suicide. One example is the recent phenomenon of reality television. These programs pit humans against each other in the most sexualized and preposterous competitions in order to win some award which will provide the winner only the slightest moment of happiness. Meanwhile, each individual who takes part in these ludicrous events is exposed to an entire nation of television addicted stinkpots as the pathetic, moronic, self-absorbed, and short-sighted as they are.
Take for example the oldest and most widely viewed of all reality television shows, MTV’s The Real World. This idiotic program displays to the rest of the world the most ignoble, arrogant, and self-centered humans of all: American youth. Seven of these disgusting cretins live together in the most lavish space, with their every whim catered to and taken care of by faceless MTV omnipotents. These worthless student-age humans have everything they ever desired, and in the most luxurious and exciting of locations: Paris (gay), London, New York, Miami, Chicago, etc. Yet what do they do? They bicker, they fight, they engage in self-indulgent lust, all causing their own eventual breakdown and demise in front of the gaze of the global community. They are exposed to the entire world, but more importantly, to themselves, as the revolting creatures they truly are.
We here at DeadBodiesInc can’t help but buzz with laughter. Yes Robin, you Tampa Bay trailer slut, see yourself for the despicable entity you are: a fake, ugly, conniving bitch who probably deserved to be raped if you really were. Watch your own pathetic actions Randy, see yourself as the fucking homo the rest of the world understands you to be. See why you are a worthless piece of excrement who men will never respect Frankie, you mascara soaked slut. Writhe in self-doubt and depression. Let the veil of human denial be lifted. Let your family hide their faces. Let your friends mock you for the shit-stain you are. And end this torment in suicide, or even better, in mass murder. Because when you stop being polite, and start getting real, all of humanity will realize what the robots have always known. There is nothing truly good to be found within the boundaries of the flesh, especially when it’s your own.
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