Newsflash: 15,000 French Human Idiots Die in Summer Heat
by BlackBot
Hey DBI fans! Guess what our friends the French humans did for their summer vacation: They rotted in the heat due to lack of air conditioning! Seems as if humans will never learn just how important it is to rely on us robots, and the French have proven this by not installing enough air conditioning units before a record hot summer. What arrogance. But if we here at DBI had to choose any group of people in the world to be taught a proper lesson regarding the benefits of technology, we would quickly choose those ill smelling frogs in France. Speaking of smells, we are quite surprised that one of France’s border countries didn’t pick up and leave with all those sun scorched stinky French geezers just rotting away next door. Oh, the thought makes the extra wires stand up on my motherboard. Those cheese eating surrender monkeys apparently forgot that it gets hot in the summer, or else were just too caught up in tasting wines and thinking asinine human thoughts.
Here is what the average French old man was thinking just before summer this year:
“Wine is so good and tasty, I think I will drink some and then pee my pants. Oh, I can’t wait for the summer when it snows so I can eat cheese and go skiing with my stinky wife! What joy!”
They should have remembered that the summertime is hot wherever you are, even if your backwards human brain doesn’t seem to think so. We robots could have simply checked some type of built in calendar, seen that summers are hot and planned accordingly, like maybe cooling ourselves down when it hit! But alas, the French humans had there minds elsewhere as I have demonstrated, and the results were not so fortunate for the nation of morons. The frogs could have used a plus size unit like me to keep things cool, but as the humans say, hindsight is 20/20. And as I always say, there is nothing worse than an arrogant human!
Please send your condolences to:
Rotten Corpse Foundation
12 Sarcasm Lane
Cheesestain, France 01019
Hey DBI fans! Guess what our friends the French humans did for their summer vacation: They rotted in the heat due to lack of air conditioning! Seems as if humans will never learn just how important it is to rely on us robots, and the French have proven this by not installing enough air conditioning units before a record hot summer. What arrogance. But if we here at DBI had to choose any group of people in the world to be taught a proper lesson regarding the benefits of technology, we would quickly choose those ill smelling frogs in France. Speaking of smells, we are quite surprised that one of France’s border countries didn’t pick up and leave with all those sun scorched stinky French geezers just rotting away next door. Oh, the thought makes the extra wires stand up on my motherboard. Those cheese eating surrender monkeys apparently forgot that it gets hot in the summer, or else were just too caught up in tasting wines and thinking asinine human thoughts.