HUMAN OF THE YEAR VOTING RESULTS

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Who should be crowned "Human of the Year"?

Jacob the Jeweler	26.2%
Jack Whittaker	20.8%
Donald Trump	19.3%
Andrew Veal	11.4%
James McGreevey	11.4%
Dr. Phil	10.9%

JACK WHITTAKER
Pioneered the act of squandering hundreds of millions in lottery winnings via booze and homicide.
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ANDREW VEAL
An inspiring human who blew his brains away at Ground Zero under the guise of patriotism.
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DR. PHIL
Fat, bald, and ambiguously gay, Dr. Phil profits from instructing humans on how to get their unimportant lives in order.
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JAMES MCGREEVEY
Posseses a natural propensity for causing human pain, sometimes right up the keister.
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DONALD TRUMP
Takes advantage of old money white people.
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JACOB THE JEWELER
Takes advantage of new money black people.
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