ROBOT OF THE YEAR VOTING RESULTS

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Who should win "Robot of the Year"?
Arnold Schwarzenegger 30.1%
Ricky Williams 25.4%
Ron Artest 23.0%
John Kerry 21.5%




 
 
RICKY WILLIAMS
A robot that quit the NFL and ruined his team's prospects of winning just so he could smoke weed and draw pictures of dead snakes.
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RON ARTEST
A robot capable of dominating and ruining professional sporting events and sullying an entire sports’ image in a way that murderers, coach chokers, cocaine abusers, rapists and promiscuous A.I.D.S. patients have never been able to.
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JOHN KERRY
Became the first robot to run for president.
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
The first man of fitness, the first Austrian bodybuilder to wed a Kennedy and then become a governor, the first man to arouse laughter in a film while quipping over the absence of a tumor- is also the first non-human to hold political power in the United States.
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